I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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