So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
ttyl tear gas
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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