if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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