is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Randomize
