...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing