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(502): View more from Kentucky

Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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(502): Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks. http://tfl.nu/e7zg

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!

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what drugs are you on?

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none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later

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(404): I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles! (1-404): what drugs are you on? (404): none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later http://tfl.nu/mtfu

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.

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(202): Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic. http://tfl.nu/byt1

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(404): View more from Georgia

my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.

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(404): my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles. http://tfl.nu/wcsn

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my cup is half full, half full of rum.

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(603): my cup is half full, half full of rum. http://tfl.nu/ajky

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(408): View more from California

You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now

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(408): You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now http://tfl.nu/y80h

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(954): View more from Florida

He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.

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(954): He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up. http://tfl.nu/a8fn

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(618): View more from Illinois

she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.

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(618): she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing. http://tfl.nu/tedj

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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(931): Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me.... http://tfl.nu/xfhz

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(217): View more from Illinois

who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?

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(217): who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo? http://tfl.nu/900o

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.

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(919): He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP. http://tfl.nu/0m9q

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"

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Too much penis in there.

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(778): Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god" (1-778): Too much penis in there. http://tfl.nu/nb8j

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(585): View more from New York

Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook

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(585): Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook http://tfl.nu/4sfp

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(315): View more from New York

I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.

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(315): I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me. http://tfl.nu/d1qj

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(281): View more from Texas

Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.

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(281): Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky. http://tfl.nu/g7xl

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