as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.