Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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