Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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