No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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