love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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