; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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