Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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