Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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