found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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