no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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