Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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