Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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