Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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