I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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