Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
