it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
