she was so not down for the gang bang
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
where does the pee come out of this thing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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