don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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