scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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