Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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