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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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