Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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