You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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