Can Purell be used as lube?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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