I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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