you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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