I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
a search helicopter?!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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