new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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