You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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