Say something about gay babies.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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