I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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