Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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