After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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