How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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