Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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