is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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