Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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