giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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