You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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