the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and she was petting her beer can
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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