i think i have herpe
just one?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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