sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
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so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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