Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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