Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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