Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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