I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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