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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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