she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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