very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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