Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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