So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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