Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..