So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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