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Puke
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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