i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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