Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
