We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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