Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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