O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Couch. On fire.
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