do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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