I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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