He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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