you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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